This is supposed to be an introduction to what's been going on around here, but let's face it, no one ever reads this stuff and no one should ever have to. So I figured, what the hell, I might as well run off at the mouth here, maybe badmouthing people, confessing to my darkest fantasies (not the one with the two puppies and a hammer, though) and just generally venting. Which I guess is what I just did. What?! Different people vent in different ways. Oh yeah, like you never... oh, we're out of space.